English JokeS

موضوع: English JokeS السبت سبتمبر 24, 2011 9:57 pm

[English JokeS

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A: I have the perfect son

B: Does he smoke
A: No, he doesn't

B: Does he drink whiskey
A: No, he doesn't

B: Does he ever come home lateA

[]A : No, he doesn'te]

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday

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The doctor to the patient: "You are very sick

The patient to the doctor: "Can I get a second opinion
The doctor again: "Yes, you are very ugly too

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger

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The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at schoolThe daughter answers, "First day

Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow]